Cold, hard, shiny plastic

Cady: Oh, god.
Janis : You dirty little liar!
Cady : I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis : Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?
Damian : Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady : You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis : Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.
Damian : Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10.
Janis : Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady : You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis : God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Cady : You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Janis : What?
Damian : Oh, no, she did not!
Janis : See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.
Damian : And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Never miss an opertunity to quote mean girls

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis : That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian : She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis : Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian : That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis : And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian : She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

The Rules

• Wear pink on Wednesdays
• Hair up only once a week
• No hoop earrings, that's Regina's thing
• Ex-boyfriends are off limits
• You can't buy clothes without your friends opinion first
• You can't wear a tank top two days in a row
• Only wear jeans or track pants on Friday
• Never wear the same thing twice a week
• Colored shoes on Mondays
• No patterns or designs with jeans
• No boots or strapped shoes with mini skirts
• No all solids or clashing patterns
• Designs on top must color match skirt
• No black skirts on Mondays and Tuesdays
• Shoes must color match skirt

You're nobody until you're talked about

So everyone gets to apply cold water over their burns once in a while (pun intended). Just so you all know, this is FAKE. don't ask for burns because i may not have a lighter on me (pun intended *again). So I'm doing this because, well, lets face it, you whores love this shit - #WhatIsHapeningToThisWorld.